Cultivating Immortality on a 996 Schedule? I’m Flipping the Blessings-for-Hard-Work Table!

[Hilarious cultivation + comedy + anti-grind culture + doted-on by all + strong female lead + irresistible charm + heavenly abacus + immortal-realm auditor]

What's the worst thing that can happen to a wage slave?

Li Tang: You die before you can spend the money in your big bonus package!

In the underworld, Li Tang gave the King of Hell an earful without holding back,

and successfully got the entire underworld to slack off. Yes, slack off!

At his desk, the King of Hell was roasted from every direction until his scalp tingled. In a rare sight, he ended up with his hair in a bird's nest.

He thought: The last time I was this flustered was because of that monkey!

The King of Hell was forced to reach a friendly agreement with Li Tang,

and even compensated her with a broken abacus that looked like it was still shedding pieces.

Later, she discovered that the thing could calculate the heavens, the earth, and karma.

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After transmigrating into the cultivation world, she went from a corporate drudge to a low-ranking outer-sect disciple, practically cannon fodder.

Li Tang's choice: bring along the God of Wealth and switch sides to join the righteous Qingliu Sect!

From then on, her nine-tailed fox master and eight great-demon senior brothers doted on her until she became the sect's beloved, irresistible junior sister.

Her sect's motto:

If you can fight, don't hold back! If you can't win, call in reinforcements and gang up on them! Call your senior brothers; if they can't handle it, your master is still there!!!

Li Tang: "Yes, Master!!!"

Except that after ascending, she accidentally audited both the underworld and the celestial realm...