The Three Realms Beg Me to Stop Slashing, and the Great Sage Has Already Cried Himself Unconscious

Five years after transmigrating into Journey to the West, Li Fan, a sweeper at Spirit Mountain, finally activates the [Journey to the West Regrets System]!

As long as he exposes the dark secrets of Journey to the West and stirs the emotions of all living beings, he can earn rewards!

At the victory banquet for the Journey to the West, Li Fan flips the table on the spot and begins a live broadcast across the Three Realms!

[First projection: The Dark Secrets of Journey to the West, The First Trial: Jin Chanzi Is Demoted!]

On screen, Jin Chanzi is sentenced to ten lifetimes of reincarnation just for dozing off while listening to a sermon!

Tang Sanzang’s faith wavers on the spot, and he spits out Buddhist blood!

[Ding! Detected the collapse of the Sandalwood Merit Buddha’s faith. Received a massive amount of Regret Points!]

[Second projection: The Mystery of the Three Battles Against the White Bone Spirit!]

On screen, the White Bone Spirit is just a pitiful, lonely ghost trying to stay alive, yet three blows leave her soul utterly destroyed!

Sun Wukong’s Buddhist heart shatters. He bursts into tears, rips off his Buddhist robe, and runs away!

[Ding! Detected the return of the demon nature of the Victorious Fighting Buddha. Received a huge amount of Regret Points!]

Tathagata: “You fiend! Stop this at once!” (trembling with rage)

Looking at over a hundred million Regret Points, and the [Chaotic Dao Body] and [Resurrect the White Bone Spirit] rewards from his newbie gift pack, Li Fan laughs himself silly.

“Don’t rush. The next dark secret is ‘True and False Monkey King.’ I guarantee it’ll be even more explosive!”