Wuxia Crossover: My Disciples Are Too Talented, So Their Master Can’t Lie Low Anymore

【Lighthearted + Misunderstandings + Nurturing + Behind the Scenes】 I, Song Ci, just want to quietly raise a few disciples on the mountain, complete my System missions, and keep a low profile until the end of time. But every disciple I take in is more outrageous than the last! I sent my eldest disciple down the mountain to buy some rice. He casually resolved the siege of Bright Peak by the Six Major Sects and was hailed as the leader of the Ming Cult! I sent my second disciple to chop wood. He thought his axe was too dull, so he casually created the Evil-Warding Swordplay, making Dongfang Bubai stay up all night embroidering flowers! I sent my third disciple to feed the pigs. He actually attained enlightenment alongside one of them and mastered the “Heavenly Marshal Palm,” a technique on par with the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms! The disciples (use your imagination): “Master is a sage who plans for every eventuality. He always uses seemingly ordinary tasks to enlighten us. He must be playing a grand game of chess!” The people of the martial world (looking on with awe): “The one living on that mountain must be an earthly immortal who has withdrawn from the world!” Looking at the 【Turn Misfortune Into Fortune】 fate I’d just drawn, I nearly wept. “Please stop making up your own stories! I really am just an ordinary master who wants to retire!”