I woke up one day to find myself as He Yuzhu, a sickly man in a courtyard house.
Seeing the fate awaiting me, with the Jia family about to drain me dry, I promptly tore up my lapdog script.
[Ding! God-Tier Choice System bound!]
[Option One: Keep being a lapdog. Reward: One Good Person Card.]
[Option Two: Steal Qin Huairu away. Reward: Grandmaster-level cooking skills + max-level foresight.]
Was there even a choice? I turned around and married Qin Huairu.
Yi Zhonghai called me selfish? I reported him for embezzling the survivors' pension.
Jia Zhangshi cursed me with having no descendants? I had sons and daughters, while her son was locked up for life.
By the time I went from head chef at the steel mill to chief consultant for state banquets, driving back to the courtyard in a Santana, every scoundrel in the neighborhood was green with envy.
I simply put an arm around my lovely wife and smiled. “Everyone, I won this round.”
What a waste of my traffic...