Eastern Xuan Martial Ode: The Storyteller Slays the Evil King with His Sword from the Start

Ning Chang'an only wants to retire, find a little teahouse, and spend his days telling stories in peace.

But the big shots never leave him alone.

When the Evil King threatened to invade the Central Plains, he struck with his sword.

When the Blood-Robed Tower sought revenge, he demolished an entire building.

When the Angry Whale Gang tried to make a show of force, he quieted the whole river.

When countless experts knelt outside the teahouse, begging him to come out of retirement, he merely tapped his storyteller's block:

"Everyone, today is for storytelling, not bloodshed."