High Martial: With Heaven at My Back, I Became a Martial Kidney

[Wild premise! + high martial arts + multiple heroines + invincible protagonist + chat group (supporting role)]

In the 21st century, “all-around good student” Jiang Xun scanned a code for a cash-back promotion while eating Pin Hao Fan, and accidentally joined an “actors’ group” where everyone was far too deep in character.

[Queen Mother]: You cheeky monkey! If you dare sneak into the Peach Garden again, I’ll have Buddha pin you under a mountain for another five hundred years.

[Great Sage Equal to Heaven]: Why, you Queen Mother! A woman’s heart is the most poisonous thing of all. I only stole a few lousy peaches, and you’re making such a fuss.

Jiang Xun thought everyone in the group was just a bunch of “idiots” who couldn’t tell acting from reality, so he paid them little mind.

But after he was poisoned by eating Pin Hao Fan and transmigrated into a high martial arts world, he discovered that the actors in the chat group were real gods and immortals.

“Cultivation? What a waste of time.”

“Lying flat is the way to go. There’s no way I’m cultivating.”

With the Celestial Court backing him, Jiang Xun breezed through the high martial arts world and won the hearts of beautiful women.

Years later, a reporter asked, “Mr. Jiang, what’s the secret to your success?”

“The secret to success? Look at more beautiful women. It puts you in a good mood, and then you naturally get stronger.”