[Breakingly funny + brainless coolness + poisonous tongue + bad words + system + behind-the-scenes flow + backlash + multiple female protagonists + nonsensical]
When I wake up, I will see all the three thousand colors in the world, and the pear blossoms will overwhelm the begonias.
What? No entity? Aren't you kidding me?! I wanted to wander the world, but my entity turned into an ethereal spirit. Then what am I going to do next? You gave me a trick, so I'm asking you, how can a virtual spirit complete your task of picking up girls! Come back quickly, I can't bear it alone... My handsome and unrestrained entity
The million-year sword spirit 1+3 landed in Beijing with the ancient "Feng Liu Sword". As soon as he complained about the new parasitic target being "Fung Ji Li" (read it fun-gay-love after me), he was forced into a life-threatening system...
I was forced to start a business and became a "love saint trainer". The hosts rely on my guidance, and all of them are happy in love, their careers have reached a higher level, and they have reached the pinnacle of life. I also enjoy it, and I can reshape my body before my eyes.
I always thought I was a chess player,
Until I discovered that all hosts are my scattered "nutrients", and every confidante is the remnant soul of the goddess "Li".
The system forced me to sacrifice all my loved ones and resurrect its true owner.
The system said coldly: "Tool Spirit, your mission is to sacrifice yourself and resurrect the mistress."
Oh, it turns out that I am the ultimate chess piece.
Now, the system is in my hands and the power is within me. You should be optimistic about the mastermind behind the plan that has been planned for millions of years——
I smiled and raised my middle finger to the void:
"It has been laid out for millions of years, just to give me a gift? Lao Deng, I accept your legacy!"
Your game belongs to me now!
