My ex-boyfriend became my immediate boss and asked me to go to the human resources department to settle my salary on the first day.
I hugged the box and said pitifully, "For the sake of the fact that we slept together before..."
He sneered: "Then you come to my house tonight and we can relive our old dreams."
The whole company spread the word that I would rely on my body to get to the top, until his mother came to the door and said, "I'll give you five million and leave my son!"
I took out the pregnancy test stick and said, "Auntie, I have to pay extra."
