The Thief Saint Bai Yu Tang has retired from the martial world and wants nothing more than to lie flat at the Tongfu Inn, working as a waiter.
Who knew that young martial artists would come knocking every day to “ask for pointers,” while underworld experts kept showing up to “stir up trouble”?
Fed up, Bai Zhantang hangs a sign outside the inn with clear prices: “Two taels of silver per sparring session.”
Then the newly crowned Thief King leads every bandit under heaven to force his way inside, threatening to tear down the inn.
At last, Bai Zhantang sets down his rag and sighs:
“Don’t call me the Thief Saint. I’m just a waiter.”
“But if anyone wants to smash my livelihood, they’ll have to ask whether the rag in my hand agrees.”
Only then do they realize that this waiter’s martial arts are even more unfathomable than his mastery of lightness skills!
