I just want to lie down, because I'm too afraid of trouble, so I put all my firepower on.
I just want to open a small blacksmith shop in Donghai to retire.
Aaron came and said he wanted to collect protection fees.
I thought it was too troublesome to reason, so I took out the Gatling Stone.
Result: Aaron Paradise was beaten into a sieve, Nami hugged my thigh and called me "God of Wealth".
I just want to go to Alabasta and see the desert scenery.
Crocodile came and said he would destroy the country with a sandstorm.
I thought it would be too troublesome to stop him, so I fired a few "silver iodide" shells into the sky to artificially rain.
Result: Lao Sha's desertification was broken and he doubted his life in the mud. Princess Weiwei insisted on hiring me as a national advisor.
I just want to go to the empty island to collect some "shells" to use as power banks.
Enelu came and said that he would send down "God's sanction".
I thought it was too troublesome to avoid lightning, so I used a few copper wires to build a "Faraday cage" covering the entire island.
Result: All the Enero blue was used up, and I bounced it from the sky with rubber bullets.
Os (collapsed): "I really just want to be a salty fish! Why do you always force me to take action?!"
"If you push me... If you push me again, I will mount the railgun at the door of Rafdru, and no one will be able to become the Pirate King!"
