After the Best Actress Fled in the Middle of the Night

📢 The entertainment industry's ultimate self-saboteur? How many creative ways can an obscure nobody die!

I'm Lin Xiaoman, a total unknown in showbiz and the undisputed champion of the wrap party buffet. My greatest claim to fame was endorsing instant noodles and giving the internet its beloved “so happy I fainted” reaction image.

Then, overnight, I created an epic public humiliation for the domestic entertainment industry.

Here's what happened: at the wrap party, I was forced to become a “booze warrior,” and then... I blacked out.

When I woke up, the entertainment industry's untouchable beauty and top-tier Best Actress, Gu Ying, was lying beside me. And we were having an in-depth, candid academic discussion about human origins.

Not only had I sullied my goddess, I apparently spent the night hugging and kissing her, sobbing, “Sis, you smell so good.”

Can I still run away? Asking online, and it's kind of urgent!

Before Gu Ying's tens of millions of fans could tear me apart and turn me into a QR code, I left behind a promise from a broke girl:

“I'm so sorry, sis! I'll take responsibility! (Once I've earned enough money!)”

Now the whole city is searching trending topics for the scumbag who slept with an award-winning actress and wants to “pay in installments.” And all I can ask is: are tickets to Mars expensive?

[Reading guide]

· A hilarious, absurd comedy packed with nonstop surprises!

· A timid nobody who somehow causes huge trouble through sheer bad luck versus a top-tier Best Actress who's aloof on the outside and ??? on the inside

· Join us as we watch a completely unknown actress, ranked 108th in the industry, shake up the entire entertainment world all by herself!