Li Yun transmigrated into Journey to the West, thinking he could lie flat and cultivate immortality.
Who would have thought the Thunder God and Lightning Mother couldn’t pay their electricity bills, while the Jade Emperor was going gray with worry over GDP?
Looking at this crowd of gods on the verge of bankruptcy, Li Yun fell into deep thought.
So... why not open a factory in Heaven?
And so, the Old Man Under the Moon used big data to match couples, while the Dragon King cried himself unconscious on the factory floor over his KPIs.
When my Shenmi Motors took the Three Realms by storm, the Western Venerables could no longer sit still.
Late one night, Guanyin sent a message: “Mr. Li, your factory... could you use a Buddha?”
