Siheyuan: From the Start, I Call the Police and Send Every Beast Packing!

[Period] [Feel-Good] [System] [Siheyuan] [No Saintly Heroics]

One morning, he wakes up in the 1960s in the body of Lin Changsheng, the most overlooked resident of a Siheyuan crawling with vermin.

From the start, Banggeng is stealing a chicken, and the whole courtyard is holding a meeting to guilt-trip everyone and smooth things over?

Sorry, but I’m calling the police. I’ll send the thief straight to the station!

[Ding! The System for Punishing Evil and Promoting Good has been activated!]

[The harsher you are on the vermin, the greater your rewards!]

What? Call out Qin Huairu for leeching off others and get twenty jin of pork belly?

Expose Uncle One’s hypocritical facade and get master-level fitter skills?

Beat Silly Zhu until he sees stars, and get Eight Extremes Fist as a reward?!

From then on, the whole Siheyuan changes completely!

While everyone in the courtyard chews on cornmeal buns, I close my door and stew meat until the whole place is drooling. Third Master tries to take advantage of me, so I make him lose both his wife and his money. Qin Huairu plays the victim to win sympathy? Get lost! Don’t keep me from my dinner!

They all call me heartless, cold-blooded, and the living King of Hell of the courtyard.

But they don’t know that every bite of meat I eat and every sip of liquor I drink comes courtesy of them!

Vermin, are you ready to face your final judgment?