I Insulted My Senior Sister as Her Alchemy Attendant, and Somehow Turned Her into an Empress

Ling Xiao, the Immortal Realm’s number-one wastrel and son of the Immortal Emperor, used the demon realm’s sacred treasure, the Soul-Destroying Pearl, as a slingshot and punched a hole through the Thirty-Third Heaven. His father stripped him of his immortal bones and banished him to the poorest sect in the mortal realm, the Guiyuan Sect. There, he became the personal alchemy servant of Qin Lengyue, the “senior sister” whose spiritual roots had been completely destroyed.

Once an Immortal Venerable, now a mortal, Ling Xiao was full of book learning but unable to cultivate. All he could do was turn his resentment into nonstop, sharp-tongued “instruction” for his senior sister.

“Senior sister, are you trying to draw qi into your body at a snail’s pace? Your meridians are clogged worse than a sewer!”

“This pathetic weed counts as a spiritual herb? Even pigs would turn it down!”

Who could have guessed that the harsher he scolded her, the faster her cultivation improved, and that discarded alchemy ingredients would produce divine-grade pills!

Qin Lengyue: “Shut up!”

Ling Xiao: “Keep cultivating like this and you’ll ascend on the spot tomorrow, believe it or not?”

The next day, rosy light swirled around Qin Lengyue as she broke through on the spot.

Everyone: “???”

Ling Xiao: “Holy crap, my words really are blessed!”