[Transmigrate + Food + System + Business Management + Hilarious + Mindless Feel-Good Power Fantasy]
My name is Ling Xiaoxiao, and people in the jianghu call me “the all-you-can-eat restaurant destroyer.”
I was just kicked out by the owner for nearly eating an all-you-can-eat restaurant out of business. In the blink of an eye, I transmigrated into the body of an official's daughter with an eating disorder. The reason was ridiculous: the original owner nearly died after eating a piece of plain boiled pig intestine!
What did pig intestine ever do wrong? I whipped out some flour and white vinegar and cooked up a pot of braised intestines so fragrant it could be smelled ten miles away. The whole household grabbed sticks, thinking I was having a deathbed rally!
As a food streamer, I was determined to clear pig intestines' good name. But I hit the peak from the start:
The emperor actually wants me to become the Crown Princess just for a taste of pig intestine?!
Meanwhile, the Crown Prince is traumatized by the “Original-Flavor Steamed Pig Intestines” I made especially for him, and the whole capital is memeing #CrownPrinceFearsIntestines#
The most ridiculous of all is that masked Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years. By day, he coldly tosses out gold melon-seed coins to order takeout. At night, he secretly wolfs down crispy sausages at his private residence, eating with such abandon he loses himself in the moment…
Now everyone in the capital knows that if you want to catch the Eunuch of Nine Thousand Years in a compromising situation, just stake out the back door of the “Intestines Come and Go” restaurant!
Staring at the mountains of gold melon-seed coins and dazzling piles of rare treasures, I fall into deep thought:
So all it takes to get the powerful wrapped around your finger is one juicy sausage!
