You Deliver Takeout, Yet All You Do at the Campus Beauty's House Is Eat Cake?

Name: You Deliver Takeout, Yet All You Do at the Campus Beauty's House Is Eat Cake?
Author: Snow Mountain Chauffeur

你送外卖，真在校花家只吃蛋糕？

by Snow Mountain Chauffeur (雪山代驾)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 152k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Urban High Martial] [System] [Superpowers] [Comedy] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [A Delivery Driver’s Path to Godhood]

I’m Lu Xun, orphaned and always on thin ice. Whatever I try, I fail. I’m the unluckiest man alive.

With nowhere else to turn, I became a delivery driver.

Then one day, I awakened the [Myriad Worlds Delivery System].

Armed with the supreme Superpowers of space and time, I still found myself delivering takeout. Every completed order earned me an incredible reward, so I immediately vowed to become the God of Delivery.

[Ding! You’ve received a delivery order from the campus belle. Host, please make the delivery. Earn a five-star rating to unlock the perfect reward.]

“Lu Xun, come inside and have cake with me, or I’ll give you a terrible review.”

A bad review? A terrible review? No way. I followed the campus belle straight into her mansion.

“Hey, hey, why are you going to take a bath?”

Later, I traveled the world, punching gods of every kind and kicking ancient mythical beasts.

One day, someone asked me, “Lu Xun, what does it take to become the God of Space and Time?”

With a solemn expression, I told him:

“It’s no easy feat. But at the very least, you have to know how to deliver takeout.”

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