[Irritable and gullible mythical beast attack x pretending to be blind Kurama Baiqie Hei Yinglong Shou]
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[Cyber arms dealer Sun Wukong x obsessive-compulsive disorder civil servant Yang Jian]
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The ancient mythical beast Bai Ze was deceived by the ferocious beast Zhu Yan and went bankrupt. He was left with only his beautiful fur and was forced to open a tavern in a dilapidated alley in the human world to make money. As a result, on the first day of opening, before the customers could arrive, a blind magician named Pei Xiangzhi arrived first.
The little liar held on to his big sunglasses and tapped on his POS machine: Boss, there is a ghost in the well in your backyard, which affects your wealth. Can you consider the exorcism package?
Bai Ze:... Get out!
Later, the tavern became a center for handling weird affairs from the Three Realms:
AI Yue Lao messed up the mandarin duck charts, workers fell into KPI cycle hell in the stairwell, and top anchors were possessed by monsters and set up dream pig killing trays...
Bai Ze flipped up the table angrily: Can this shabby tavern still be open? !
Pei Xiangzhi calmly counted the money: Don't worry, boss, this order is expensive.
Bai Ze:......
Until someone came from heaven, led by a man with three eyes, followed by a monkey who used a golden hoop as a rocket launcher.
Yang Jian politely handed over an investigation order: You two, after reporting, you have illegally used divine power to undermine the stability of the three realms many times. Please cooperate with the investigation.
Sun Wukong took the opportunity to sell: Lao Bai, the latest anti-spirit tracker, can easily avoid being traced by civil servants, and the friendly price is 20% off!
Yang Jian:......
Hilarious and thrilling, the group of characters love each other, crazy aesthetics, and a reversal of strength. Update the next day, no matter how young or old you are.