The day I traveled through time and became Zhu Bajie, my mentality collapsed.
Where is the promised Marshal Tianpeng? This belly and these pig ears!
Okay, since Miss Gao thinks I'm ugly and the journey of learning is too hard, then I just won't play anymore.
I opened the "Bajie Chain Hotel" in Gaolaozhuang, where monsters and gods came to smell the fragrance and made a lot of money every day.
When the monkey came, I was teaching the Bull Demon King how to make dandan noodles.
His eyes were bright and round: "Idiot, it's business to learn from the scriptures!"
I handed over a leg of cumin lamb: "Brother Monkey, think about it carefully, is it more comfortable to walk to the West, or is it more comfortable to be a VIP shareholder here?"
The next day, Tang Monk blocked the door with a sky full of gods and Buddhas: "Bajie, you have gone too far..."
I glanced at the backend balance and silently clicked on the "Three Worlds Immortals Entrepreneurship Support Plan".