I, Bu happy, the empress of the Daqi Dynasty, am facing the biggest crisis of my career - my emperor partner Bu Xi, he feels that our harem is too peaceful and undermines the prestige of the country!
Therefore, this month the KPI in the Moon Palace forcibly issued: we must fight!
His Majesty gritted his teeth and turned over the cards: "Tonight, all the concubines must come to rob me!"
I held a strategy meeting at Kunning Palace overnight and gave a passionate speech: "Whoever can defeat the emperor will be rewarded with thousands of taels of gold!"
As a result, the next day, my husband woke up alone on the dragon bed. The eunuch Laifu reported tremblingly: "The ladies said... It's better to sleep until you wake up naturally if you have ten thousand taels of gold."
Me: "..."
Okay, the employees are lying flat, and the boss can only intervene himself. Bubei and I quickly adjusted our strategies and demonstrated the palace fight in person: he gave me "poisonous wine" (bitter melon juice), and I gave him a "beauty" (a concubine dressed in women's clothing).
Just when the two of us were possessed by drama and the fight was in full swing, the real master of palace fighting from the neighboring country - Princess Green Tea came. She's pretentious, she's careful about every step, and she's trying to show us what it means to be professional!
Bubei and I looked at each other and instantly reached a consensus.
Want to demolish our Xianyu nursing home? There are no doors!
The concubines who used to be humble to each other over "who would go to bed" are now united as never before.
Concubine Hui used her machine skills to make her do the splits in public, Concubine Li used her beauty to crush her mentally, and Concubine Xian's "love cakes" made her unable to leave the latrine...
Looking at the expression of the princess doubting life, I realized: This alliance of "harem fighting losers" led by me seems to be... Invincible?
