After traveling through time and becoming the youngest paladin in the kingdom, Lynn Augustus just wanted to lie down.
In his previous life, he became a social beast, but in this life, he has only one creed: refuse to be involuntarily involved, and long live fishing!
When the demon army came to the city, the whole city looked forward to his impassioned speech. But he earnestly persuaded them to surrender: "Surrender? Ask them if they will pay five insurances and one gold?"
When the evil dragon rages across the land, the warriors prepare to slay the dragon to the death. He turned around and started a live broadcast for the dragon cub: "Family, the eldest brother on the list is sending a rocket. Let's watch the dragon's breath spray lava tonight!"
When the Pope issued an oracle to him, he slapped back a "Salvation Labor Contract": "It's okay to save the world. Let's agree first. Will it count as overtime? Is there any subsidy?"
He uses the most elegant words to make the most cruel remarks; he uses the most awkward postures to make the most exciting fights. His Holy Light does not talk about reason, but only talks about "laws": define goals, execute instructions, and life and death are nothing more than a line of code.
I wanted to retire peacefully in a small town, but my teammates were all drama queens, and my opponents went crazy for extra drama.
Until that day, the abyss descends and the world server is on the verge of collapse...
Linn sighed and moved his fingers reluctantly.
"It seems that it's time to give this world a final patch."
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This is a light-hearted and funny story about how a programmer who just wants to be a fish uses "code" to reconstruct the rules in a different world and (forced to) save the world.
