Sign-In in the Cold Palace: My Slacker Life Gets Exposed by the Tyrant's Mind Reading

Name: Sign-In in the Cold Palace: My Slacker Life Gets Exposed by the Tyrant's Mind Reading
Author: A Little Something

冷宫签到，摆烂的我被暴君读心了

by A Little Something (一点意思)

Status: Completed
Length: 480k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Transmigrated into the body of an abandoned concubine in the Cold Palace, Jiang Zhiyu binds herself to the Lie-Flat Sign-in System and gives up trying altogether!

[Sign in at the Cold Palace to receive one “luxury solo hot pot set”!]

[Sign in at the Punishment Chamber to receive one “ergonomic recliner”!]

[Sign in at the Imperial Garden to receive one case of “82-year-old cola”!]

Palace intrigue? Fighting for favor? Not a chance! I just want to eat, drink, and wait for death!

What she doesn’t know is that the ruthless, short-tempered emperor can hear her thoughts!

When the consort who framed her is punished, she looks fearful on the outside, but thinks: [Ooh, what a fight! Keep going!]

The emperor: ? This woman has such a deep scheme!

When an enemy kingdom invades, she presents the “telescope” she got from signing in, thinking: [Hurry up and finish the battle. Don’t keep me from going back to my shows!]

The emperor: ?? This woman has the talent to rule the world!

In the end, she is carried all the way to the empress’s throne. Looking at the man on the dragon throne, his gaze burning with passion, she is utterly bewildered.

She thinks in despair: [Who are you, man? I just want to lie flat. Please don’t fall in love with me. It won’t work out!]

The emperor narrows his phoenix eyes and pulls her into his arms. “Too late. The realm is yours, and you are mine. Want to lie flat? I’ll do it with you.”

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