I, Zhuge Liang, transmigrated. Seeing Liu Bei outside my thatched cottage, passionately reciting "Liang Fu Yin," I slammed the door in his face.
Join Liu Bei? Wait for him to cry his way into Yi Province? Work myself to death at Wuzhang Plains? This crop of lords is too hard to manage!
I hauled my cottage to Xuchang overnight and kicked open Cao Cao's tent. "Boss, want to hire me? I'll throw in a speedrun guide to conquering the realm."
Guo Jia was so angry he knocked over his medicine bowl. "My lord, this man is a madman!" Xun Yu tried to bang his head against a pillar on the spot. "Kongming, you are no true servant of Han!"
I pulled out a PowerPoint and ranted at the map. "First, fake a surrender to Sun Quan and trick him into handing over his navy! Then pretend there's infighting to lure Liu Bei into setting his own forces on fire! Finally, use catapults to smash Zhou Yu and his ships into the Yangtze!"
Cao Cao crushed his wine cup in one hand, eyes bloodshot. "Go on!"
When I tied Zhou Yu to a kite and set off fireworks over the Battle of Red Cliffs, when I tricked Sima Yi into riding a wooden ox and flowing horse smeared with chili powder, all of the Three Kingdoms screamed: "There's something wrong with this Zhuge Liang!!"
The Crouching Dragon goes berserk, Wei goes mad. The fastest unification starts now!
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