[Marriage First, Love Later + Historical Romance + Sweet Pampering + Devoted to Each Other + At First, the Heroine Just Wants to Stay Alive, and Maybe Get a Little Action on the Side]
Wen Yunhe, an artist who draws spicy comics, transmigrates into a book.
She wakes up inside the novel she illustrated, as the third wife of the male supporting character, Xiao Jingyan, Regent of the Great Yong dynasty.
The original owner of her body became a pawn planted by the Empress Dowager at Xiao Jingyan's side, helping him in his evil deeds:
She secretly poisoned and killed Xiao Jingyan's nephew.
She drove his sister to her death.
She angered his mother to death.
Just as she thinks she can retire after completing her mission, the Empress Dowager, desperate to save her own life, elevates her to princess and sends her to the King of Wei Bei, who is leading his army south.
In the end, the King of Wei Bei abuses her to death and leaves her corpse for jackals to gnaw on for three days and three nights.
No. That was the original owner's fate, and Wen Yunhe absolutely refuses to follow in her footsteps.
She cannot become the Empress Dowager's pawn.
But her lifespan is only thirty days from the start, and she can't just sit around waiting to die.
She has to find a way to work with Xiao Jingyan.
Regent Xiao Jingyan points at her drawing and asks, “Angry Birds? Are you insulting me?”
Wen Yunhe: “My lord's little bird... is it angry?”
Uh...
Realizing how that sounds, she immediately changes course: “If my lord's bird gets angry, it would be a big bird, too.”
Xiao Jingyan leans close to her ear and nips it lightly. “Is that so? I recall my wife still has a task to complete today... How about I give her my full cooperation?”
