After being bound to the system, I became the cannon fodder NPC in the novel, and my task was to complain crazily when the protagonist was showing off.
When the brave man drew his sword, I said, "Is this sword for 9 yuan and 9 yuan with free shipping? It even peels off when I swing it!"
When the Demon King appeared on the stage, I said: "Your horn is broken, so you glued it with 502? The color is seriously fading, so I suggest you return it."
I thought it would turn into ashes instantly, but the brave man suddenly sheathed his sword and asked me with tears in his eyes: "How do you know this is a fake?"
The devil took off his crown and took out the invoice: "The merchant said that the horns won't fade when soaked in water. I want to give a negative review!"
What's even more frightening is that the Evil God of Destruction, who treated me like an ant, held me down on my shoulders: "Spoiler, what skin should I wear next time?"
Now all the villains and decent people in the continent are blocking my door, holding up number plates and waiting to complain.
What do I do? Waiting online, it's very urgent!
