The Entire Wasteland Wants Me to Destroy Him

Bring on Some Fresh New Premises. Don't Make Me Start Writing and Make You All Blush 🥵

Any recommendations for novels that'll really make me sit up and take notice? No brainless stories (🚨 Beware, red light warning from me ^_^). Am I allowed to say that?! Please recommend some gems worth reading two, three, four, five, six... times. I'm so, so, so, so, so desperate for something to read that I'm going crazy!