Harem Self-Rescue Alliance: Dragon-Blooded Hero, Step Aside!

I transmigrated into a male-oriented cultivation novel as the earliest doomed extra in the Dragon Proud Heaven protagonist's harem.

In the original story, I died like a joke after taking a blade meant for the protagonist, Chu Aotian.

Given another chance, I tore up the script and fled overnight with my flying sword.

First stop: save Ling Shuang, the aloof senior sister of the Sword Pavilion.

“Demoness, how dare you!” she said, pointing her icy sword at me.

I shoved a cup of milk tea into her hands. “Girl, that idiot Chu Aotian doesn't deserve you!”

Second stop: spirit away Bai Zhi, the sweet and shy junior sister who was a genius healer.

She asked timidly, “Why are you so nice to me, senior sister?”

I pointed to her treasured poison recipes. “This stuff could take down ten Chu Aotians. You're a genius!”

Third stop: talk the little princess of the demon clan into coming with me.

“Stick with me and you'll get food, shelter, and face-slapping revenge on your ex!”

When Chu Aotian finally remembered the women in his harem who had gone missing, all he found was us munching on sunflower seeds and roasting him together.

His eyes bulged with rage. “You witches, give me back my beauties!”

We all sneered in unison. “Idiot, who are you?”