Link, once the sole survivor of a magical technological civilization, is now a third-grade employee at the Multiverse Administration. His day-to-day duties include:
Installing rocket launchers for Snow White so she can fight cyberpsychos.
Helping Sun Wukong install graphics card drivers to stop him from wreaking havoc in the Peach Banquet.
Using Teletubbies’ milkshake to put out the Pyramid Head corruption from Silent Hill.
Watching absurd scenes like these every day, Link feels like his sanity stat has completely run out.
