Link, the only survivor of the former magical technological civilization, is now a third-level worker in the Multiverse Administration. His daily routine includes:
Equip Snow White with a bazooka to fight cyberpsychosis
Help Sun Wukong install the graphics card driver to prevent chaos in Pan Taoyuan
Use the milkshake of Teletubbies to quell the triangular-headed pollution of Silent Hill.
Link looks at this absurd scene every day and feels that his sanity has been lost.