JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Laws of Anthropomorphic Survival

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Laws of Survival, Personified Pairing: Jotaro Kujo Zhuang Lian Jian Lian (original female protagonist) × Jotaro Kujo After who knows how many centuries of living, Zhuang Lian Jian Lian, who had always wanted to die, finally found something to look forward to in her otherwise dull days. Watching him get flustered might just be one of Zhuang Lian Jian Lian's peculiar hobbies. It's pretty fun, isn't it? Zhuang Lian Jian Lian, her face the very picture of innocent harmlessness, blinks: Oh my, JoJo, you're just too nice to me~ I like you best. Jotaro Kujo: …Yare yare daze. (Pulls down his hat.) Thoughts: Why has this girl always been like this, from childhood to now… My head accidentally fell off… All right, let's put it back on. Everyone: …?! Lian: (Blinks and winks.) Oh my, you've found out~ The female protagonist is the last member of an unknown family. There is only one way to kill her, but she'll come back to life anyway (though dying is agonizing). She simply cannot die, no matter what (except by one specific method). She regenerates endlessly. Her appearance changes according to the age she was when she came back to life (and stops changing once she turns 20). … Content warnings: pregnancy and childbirth, original female protagonist, no Jolyne, some vulgar content. … Happy ending. The main story is complete. The alternate timeline and extras are still being updated. (The earlier chapters of the main story are being gradually revised; the plot won't change.) … Apologies for any out-of-character moments. Anything inaccurate can be treated as my own headcanon. The story switches between first and third person. First-person passages with dates are the female protagonist's diary. (The cover features the female protagonist.) (The author is very, very easily hurt. If you don't like it, please quietly leave. You're welcome to offer feedback, but please don't insult me, or I'll lose the motivation to keep updating.)