Traveling through the West, he became Tang Monk's accompanying cook. At the beginning of the game in Huangfengling, Sun Wukong was blinded, and the whole team was waiting to be sacked?
Lin Xuan said not to panic, and activated the [Three Realms Everything Review System] with a backhand!
"Ding! If you give me a one-star negative review, you will be forced to take a fishy bath!"
The next second, the yellow wind monster was rubbed with divine water and a brush on the spot, and all the soap bubbles blown out by the samadhi divine wind!
"Ding! Give Sun Wukong a five-star rating and unlock an S-level recipe!"
After eating a plate of "Fried Monkey Brains with Fiery Eyes and Golden Eyes", Brother Monkey's eyes glowed with gold on the spot, and his combat power soared!
Since then, the painting style of Road to the West has completely gone astray!
Three dozen white-bone spirits? Lin Xuan: "One-star negative review! This is false propaganda!"
Encountered a background monster? Lin Xuan: "Send the bad review to heaven and ask your backstage manager to personally come down to do after-sales service for you!"
Tang Monk wants to recite the tightening curse? Lin Xuan backhanded an S-level review: "[One-star negative review] The user experience is extremely poor! Even if the Buddha comes, I will take it off the shelves!"
When Lin Xuan started the live broadcast to bring goods, the gods, Buddhas and monsters in the three realms went crazy!
Jade Emperor: "Lin Aiqing! I'll brush ten peaches, leave me a bowl of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall!"
Tathagata: "... Amitabha, from that human seed bag, two golden lotuses of merit came out of the poor monk. Look..."
Many years later, when Lin Xuan led a "God of Cookery Group" composed of demon kings, gods, and Buddhas to Lingshan.
He looked at the shivering Tathagata Buddha on the throne and showed a kind smile:
"Buddha, don't be nervous."
"I just want to give you and your Xitian... The ultimate evaluation!"
