Gintama: Superstar

[Gintama] + [Comedy] + [What the hell is this?] An authentic fanfic, with an early preview: Kagura wonders aloud why anyone would buy merch, then overhears passersby saying that rare merch can be worth a lot of money. Her eyes light up, and she takes out some money she somehow dug up and buys two packs. Imagining the wonderful life she'll lead once she's rich, she can't help humming. But when she opens them, they're full of Oil Beetle Princes. She nearly spits blood and screams, “Why can they make merch of someone like this?!”