My name is Xingjiu, the most salty disciple of the Astrology Department. I deal with the disobedient stars every day. The astrolabe is garbled, the star chain is yawning, and the fate of the world depends entirely on the abacus. Until that day, a message suddenly appeared on the astrolabe: "The heroine is online, and the plot is forced to start." Well, I must join this bad class.
The upper realm is taking the blame, the seal of the lower realm is about to collapse, and all the monsters and monsters in the middle realm are coming to join in the fun. The emperor had diarrhea because of my miscalculation, the priest was chasing me for maintenance fees, and even the old turtle scolded me not to seek death.
But aren't I just a little girl who wants to hang out and look at the stars?
Seeing that the star track of the three realms was about to explode, I had no choice but to pick up a bronze mirror and an abacus, and together with the ferocious beast and the drama director, we fought all the way from the teahouse to the center of the earth. If you can't fix your destiny, then change your path - who said salted fish can't overthrow the sky?