I, Belial, Bring the Land of Light to Ruin

Reborn as Belial, freshly banished by the King of Ultra, I faced Reiblood offering me power and instead slapped down a Startup Equity Plan.

“Work with me, and you’ll get founder’s shares. Once we go public, the whole universe will be ours!”

From then on, the Land of Light changed beyond recognition.

Zoffy became obsessed with KPIs and PowerPoint, Zero worked for me to pay off his “collectible figure loan,” and Hikari used my research budget to build a “Gloom Energy Collection Device.”

When Alien Empera’s army bore down on us, I smiled and handed over a Hostile Takeover Agreement.

When Zero came to challenge me, I pulled out a Bet-the-Company Contract. “If you win, your dad’s yours. If you lose, you work for me for fifty thousand years.”

The whole universe thought I wanted to destroy the world. All I wanted was to host an IPO bell-ringing ceremony livestreamed across the universe.

Then one day, the legendary Ultraman Noa appeared at the venue. He looked at the “independent director” appointment letter I handed him and fell into a long silence.

I raised my glass of red wine and smiled faintly at the cameras across the universe:

“The age of fighting and killing is over.”

“This universe is ready to go public.”