"Lu Bu: I've had enough of being this reckless man"
When I woke up, I became Lu Bu, the most powerful man in the Three Kingdoms - waiting to be beheaded downstairs at Baimen.
Liu Bei's words "I don't know what happened to Ding Jianyang and Dong Zhuo" were still echoing in my ears. I suddenly raised my tied hands:
"Mr. Cao! If you kill me, you can get at most a figure. Use me to unlock the guide to clearing the Guandu dungeon!"
As a result, the Three Kingdoms painting style began to collapse:
I set KPIs for the trapped camp and forced Zhang Liao's cavalry team to take the Mandarin certificate test;
In prison, he worked on bacteria research with Hua Tuo, and gave Cao Cao a head spa to relieve his headache;
He used SWOT analysis to help Cao Cao cheat, and also secretly conducted talent evaluations for Yuan Shao Group.
While the princes from all walks of life are still fighting for territory, I have already created the "Lu Bu Happy Economic System"——
Use the Hot Pot Association to disintegrate the enemy's fighting spirit, use performance to test core generals, and use the "Non-War Treaty" to replace Fang Tian's Huaji.
After running away, his painting style became even more strange:
Promote potato cultivation in base areas and provide crash courses in pinyin to illiterate generals;
During the Battle of Chibi, he gave live commentary in a hot air balloon and delivered a "Post-War Regional Cooperation Development Proposal" to both warring parties;
When Cao Cao discovered that his subordinates were all secretly drinking "Lü Bu Drunk", and Sun Quan saw that the generals were circulating the fan version of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"——
I am using PPT to show the world:
"Bosses, don't get involved! I have a 'full and full' Shengshi project here. Financing seats are limited. If you want to get on board, hurry up!"
Fang Tian painted a halberd? He has long been transformed into a pointer.
In this troubled world, I want to conquer with KPI and speak with GDP!
Reader comments
This kind of bullshit really goes through with you. If you can survive for more than three seconds, I lose.
This kind of bullshit really goes through with you. If you can survive for more than three seconds, I lose.