After living in Beijing for five years, I became what others call a "three-no" youth - no money, no house, and no girlfriend.
On the day I was laid off from the company, my girlfriend also sent me a breakup message on WeChat.
I, Wang Che, have decided not to roll up anymore and start swinging!
A recruitment notice with a "monthly salary of 30,000 yuan, including food and accommodation, and night shift security" became my final "early retirement" plan. Work place? Xingfuli community. Haunted house? The haunted house is nice, it's clean, no one cares about it, and it's convenient for fishing.
From now on, I will be the community security guard and the mistress who loves the owners.
Retire early and enjoy the peak of your wonderful life.
I carried my suitcase and hummed a little tune before joining the job. My life plan is: sleep during the day, patrol and play games at night, work for a year, go back to my hometown with 360,000 yuan to buy a house and marry a wife.
Until my first night on the job, my immediate boss, the security captain named Lao Zhang, died of myocardial infarction in front of me.
Then, he got up from the ground again, and while stuffing the parts back into the hole that had fallen out of his chest, he grinned and said to me: "Welcome, newbie. Now, if you want to survive, just... Snatch the "Work Notes" from my hand."
I, X, the retirement plan we promised, why did it turn into a battle royale? !
Resign? If it does not exist, this contract will be invalid upon resignation.
Call the police? The police would just ask me to do a psychiatric evaluation.
There is no other way. For my big fishing plan, I have to... Control all these ghosts first.
The writing is so messy.