I casually started a livestream and connected with Ying Zheng, the First Emperor of the Ages.
Ying Zheng: "Immortal, what is this? Could it be a magical treasure from the celestial realms?"
Me: "Brother Zheng, this is a star destroyer. One shot can send everything in that stretch of starry sky you see straight to the afterlife."
Ying Zheng: "...Could my Great Qin learn this sort of celestial art?"
I laughed. "Forget celestial arts. I'll send you A Beginner's Guide to Human Interstellar Civilization right now."
Then an alien fleet reached the Solar System, and the whole world fell into despair.
A cold mechanical voice rang throughout the galaxy:
"Civilization-level invasion detected. The Great Qin Interstellar Fleet sets out on imperial orders!"
