I Want to Live in Retirement, but You Force Me to Take the Imperial Examination

My name is Lin Xian, and my courtesy name is Gouzhi. After traveling through time and being an old boy, I just wanted to lie down, but after being pressed harder and harder, I decided not to spoil them anymore! Are you laughing at my lack of education? I was able to speed pass with my backhand, and the scholars and scholars were promoted all the way! The beauty thinks I'm old? Every time you advance to a level of knowledge, you will start five years younger! Transform directly from grandpa to little fresh meat! Treacherous ministers and officialdom obstructing? I was too lazy to take any notice, so I was directly promoted from a seventh-rank petty official to a first-rank Duke. All the snobbish officials came to me and begged for mercy! The old man scolded me for being skewed in style? I casually said "Set a small goal first" and it became a famous story! I wanted to survive until retirement, but you guys kept pressing me. Accidentally, I was hailed as a prime minister for eternity, and was petitioned by thousands of people to become a literary star who protects the country. Now, I sit on the top of Kunlun, looking at the prosperous world I created below my feet. Alas, isn't this retirement life a bit too exciting?