Good news: I transmigrated, and I brought a hundred-meter-tall mech with me!
Bad news: There are demons in this Qin dynasty, and my mech is out of power...
Even worse news: The First Emperor wants my head!
The worst news: To stay alive, I used settings from web novels to fool him into believing anything!
[Day One]
Zhao Lina: “Your Majesty, I am an immortal master, and this is a celestial artifact!”
The First Emperor: “...Get lost.”
She slays a tiger demon with one sword strike.
The First Emperor: “Immortal Master, please take the seat of honor! Use the treasury as you please!”
[Day Three]
Taoist: “Witch! You spread heretical nonsense!”
She pulls out a nutrition bar: “This is an elixir of immortality.”
The First Emperor eats it, then stays up all night to finish a month's worth of memorials.
Taoist: “...Please just kill me instead of sending me to the Academy of Sciences!”
[Day Seven]
She: “Your Majesty, making terracotta warriors is pointless. Why not build mechs instead?”
The First Emperor: “Approved!”
Li Si, on the verge of collapse: “Your Majesty, the treasury is empty!”
The First Emperor: “Then raid the demon realm!”
[Day Thirty]
She: “Your Majesty, immortality is so passé. Let's upload your consciousness!”
The First Emperor: “I shall be the first digital life-form!”
She, breaking into a cold sweat: “No, I was just saying it offhand...”
[Day One Hundred]
The “Cleaners” of the Divine Race descend.
The First Emperor pilots a Black Dragon mech: “Bring it on!”
She, holding her forehead: “What on earth have I created...”
[The End]
The timeline collapses, and she returns to 2035...
Then she transmigrates back again.
Zhao Lina: “???”
The First Emperor, overjoyed: “Immortal Master! I knew you wouldn't abandon me!”
Her: Help! I really don't want to be the Imperial Preceptor this time!
