I Pinched the Plot into Submission with One Hand, and Now They All Want to Date Me

Tags: Top, all characters pursue the top, maximum levels of both sharp tongue and combat prowess, everyone has a one-sided crush, a Daomu Biji fanfic!

Blurb:

Shen Zhi is 1.93 meters tall, has a tongue sharp enough to reach 2.8 meters, and possesses a combat rating that blows the measuring scale apart.

One day, he wakes up inside Sand Sea and, the moment he arrives, pins Hei Xiazi to the wall with one hand. With a faint, teasing smile, he says, “Lend me your sunglasses. I’m too handsome, so I need to cover my face.”

Wu Xie wants to use him

Shen Zhi: “Boss Wu, your abacus beads are bouncing off my face. Are you going to pay for that?”

Zhang Qiling wants to protect him

Shen Zhi: “Mute, don’t draw your blade. My tongue is faster than your sword.”

Xie Yuchen wants to sign him

Shen Zhi: “Master Hua, there are typos in this contract. Want me to tear it up for you?”

Li Cu wants to become his disciple

Shen Zhi: “Kid, you got the formula wrong. Go back and memorize it again.”

Hei Xiazi wants to sleep with him

Shen Zhi: “Get in line. I’m busy tonight.”

Later, Gu Tongjing collapses, and the Sand Sea goes berserk.

Shen Zhi lifts everyone with one hand, licks the blood from the corner of his mouth, and drawls, “Close your eyes. I’ll lead the way.”

From that day on, everyone falls for him, each arrow tipped with poison. The poison’s name is Shen Zhi.

And there he stands at the heart of the storm, looking down with a scornful laugh:

“You like me? Fine. Beat me first… Oh, I forgot. Even all of you together wouldn’t be enough.”

1. The protagonist is the top, Shen Zhi is the top, and everyone pursues the top. He has no interest in romance early on, but later they all realize how good he is and chase after him, only to end up heartbroken.

2. The ultimate in combat prowess, unbeatable at verbal sparring, a thrilling power fantasy with plenty of dramatic twists. No objections accepted.

3. The protagonist’s only goal is to clear the dungeon instances, but everyone keeps falling for him on their own, and the love-triangle chaos explodes every day.