Kick the CEO, the Handsome Police Officer Kneels Down and Begs Me to Pick up the Trash

Good news: After kicking out the scumbag CEO, I awakened the ability to understand the voices of all living things. Bad news: There seems to be something wrong with this power! I thought picking up a wallet was a good deed every day. As a result, Wallet cried and said: "My master is going to see his mother for the last time, and the ticket is in my body!" Me: ... Okay, send it to the police station. I thought I could make money by picking up a suitcase. As a result, the suitcase wailed: "My master was pushed downstairs, and the murderer was a man in a black raincoat!" Me: ... Okay, send the anonymous text message to the police. I thought I could knit a scarf by picking up a glove. As a result, Mittens screamed: "Uncle is a bad guy! I'm locked in a car that smells like fish!" Me: ... Okay, let's draw a picture for the police again. From then on, I became the savior of the police force's KPIs and the "ghost girlfriend" of the cold captain. Lu Shiyan: "If you keep pretending, I will 'hire' you as top secret." Ex-husband: "Tang Zhixia, where did you hide that fatal SIM card!" No, I just want to pick up trash quietly, so why have I become the focus of contention between the two big guys? !