Welcome to the Parallel Three Kingdoms, where there is a Guan Yunchang with a unique painting style!
He is superb in martial arts, but obsessed with image management - in addition to cutting people, the Qinglong Yanyue Sword can also trim Zhang Fei's wild beard; he is unparalleled in loyalty, but suffers from late-stage obsessive-compulsive disorder - Hua Xiong can kill, but he must first complain about the appearance of the opponent's exposed nose hair.
Here you will see:
•The real reason why Hua Xiong was beheaded by Wen Jiu: It was not because of his achievements, but because Hua Xiong was too ugly and affected the appearance of the city!
The truth about Cao Ying's re-employment: Guan Gong set up a "middle-aged general image improvement class", and the number of applicants crushed the tiger and leopard cavalry!
The hidden mission of attending a meeting alone: Jiangdong officials collectively received dressing guidance, and Lu Su tearfully accepted the "Men's Clothing Guide"!
The amazing operation of the Flooded Seventh Army: General Guan works part-time as a weather anchor, accurately predicts heavy rains, and develops the "Qinglong Brand" assault boat!
When Guan Yu discussed the ergonomics of surgical instruments with Hua Tuo when he was scraping bones to cure poison, and when he was defeated in Maicheng, he insisted on promoting the "Guan Gong Zao" brand - this masterpiece that integrates history, power, workplace, and entrepreneurship will make you understand: It turns out that Wu Sheng's greatest trick is professionalism!
Are you ready to laugh your abs off? Let's see how Guan Yunchang, who turned war into a personal show and used obsessive-compulsive disorder to conquer the Three Kingdoms, interprets the most unorthodox heroic legend in a serious history!
Well written, nonsensically funny