Guan Yu's Chaotic Daily Life

Welcome to a parallel Three Kingdoms world, home to the unconventional Guan Yunchang! His martial skills are peerless, yet he is obsessed with image management. His Green Dragon Crescent Blade doesn't just chop people up; it also trims Zhang Fei's wild beard. He is unmatched in loyalty, yet suffers from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. He can behead Hua Xiong, but only after criticizing the man's unkempt appearance and exposed nose hairs. Here, you'll discover: • The real reason he slew Hua Xiong over warm wine: not to win glory, but because Hua Xiong was too ugly and an eyesore to the city! • The truth behind his reemployment in Cao Cao's camp: Lord Guan opens an “Image Makeover Class for Middle-Aged Generals,” drawing more applicants than the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry! • The hidden mission behind his solo journey to the meeting: the ministers of Jiangdong all receive styling advice, and Lu Su tearfully accepts A Gentleman's Guide to Dressing Well! • The brilliant move behind flooding the seven armies: General Guan moonlights as a weather presenter, accurately forecasting torrential rain and launching the “Green Dragon” brand of inflatable boats! When Guan Yu discusses the ergonomics of surgical tools with Hua Tuo while undergoing treatment for his scraped bones, and insists on promoting the “Guan Gong Jujube” brand while retreating from Maicheng, this masterpiece of history, political intrigue, workplace drama, and entrepreneurship will show you that the greatest trick of the Martial Saint is professionalism! Ready to laugh until you have abs? Watch as Guan Yunchang turns war into a one-man show and conquers the Three Kingdoms with his obsessive-compulsive disorder, acting out the most irreverent hero's saga in an otherwise serious history!