Siheyuan: I'm Going to Make My Grandpa a Father!

[Era, more suitable for those born in the 1960s, 1970s and 1980s, Journey to the West + Siheyuan, brain storage place] Zhu Bajie's soul traveled to the courtyard house in 1965, became a famous loser in the courtyard house, and fell headlong into an ice pit! Bite! The Siheyuan shit-stirring stick system was successfully bound! [Novice mission: Find a non-relative woman who is willing to be carried by you. [Penalty for failure: The stench will last forever! Me: ... Which woman can carry a man who just came out of the cesspit? Bite! Carrying the down-and-out capitalist Chen Xueru on his back, he is rewarded: the Body Purification Technique! [Main mission: Ask the elder Yi Zhonghai to voluntarily hand over his main house and exchange houses with you. Bonus open sauce area! [Time limit: 90 days. Punishment for failure: The whole family is kicked out of the courtyard house and deprived of their sense of taste for ten years! I looked at the locked food section of the supermarket, and then at the calculating old fox Yi Zhonghai in the yard next door. No, system, you open a black shop, right? For this task, in addition to burying his old couple alive, they also had to make them dance on their graves and say "willingly"? ! [Warning: Do not use violence or financial coercion! Me (clenched fist): OK, isn't it just the other way around? I asked Mrs. Jia Zhang to give birth to a baby for the first uncle! Look how I turn the courtyard upside down!