Lin Xiaoxiao was a veteran office drone who stayed up so late she died suddenly, only to transmigrate into a cannon-fodder male supporting character in an ancient romance.
The original owner was a spoiled wastrel, unloved by both parents and completely forgettable.
She beat her chest in despair. “I transmigrated, sure, but where’s my heroine’s script?!”
To stay alive, she brought out her half-baked transmigration skills:
Her soap came out looking like a brick, her cake baked into a lump of charcoal, and her attempt to latch onto a powerful ally landed her right on the brooding male lead’s biggest sore spot.
With death just around the corner, she decided to throw caution to the wind and publicly shipped the male lead with the heir to the title at a political banquet!
“Your Highness, the heir’s gaze is practically sparkling when he looks at you. He’s totally in love!”
The entire hall fell silent as the brooding male lead crushed his wine cup.
Lin Xiaoxiao shut her eyes and waited to die, only for the male lead to pin her against a wall. “How do you know what his gaze looks like when he looks at me?”
Even worse, the gentle heir and the goofy prince from the rival kingdom soon came knocking.
The heir’s eyes reddened. “If you understand me so well, why won’t you look at me?”
The rival prince slapped the table and laughed. “This is hilarious! You’re more fun than our entire imperial palace!”
Lin Xiaoxiao clutched her head and ran for her life. “I’m just a shipper! Why have the people I ship all gone off script?!”
