Wang Kaixuan transmigrates into a cultivation world. He dreams of riding the wind on his sword and living freely forever, only to find himself bound to the “Full-Service Funeral System”: cultivation comes from conducting funerals, and leveling up means wailing at graves!
[One suona from the start, all the damage comes from sending people off]
At the sect tournament, he’s forced to do his job. One rendition of “Tantan” knocks out the whole crowd, while dancing paper figures spark a riot. He flees overnight with a coffin on his shoulders, only for the Demon Venerable to offer him a fortune for a custom order: “Master Wang, please design me the ultimate luxury package!”
He designs a “Ten Thousand Swords Return to the Origin” funeral for a Sword Immortal, an eco-friendly mausoleum where “A Hundred Beasts Bring Auspicious Blessings” for a Demon King, and a VR salvation service for Buddhist monks called “Rebirth in Ultimate Bliss.” His clients span the Three Realms, and orders pour in faster than he can handle.
Until the Heavenly Dao sends him an appointment letter:
“Master Wang, the Heavenly Dao is suffering from a severe aging problem. We would like to hire you as Director of the Retirement Office of the Myriad Worlds, in charge of planning the ultimate funeral. Give this world a dignified send-off.”
