I woke up to find that I had become the Kitchen God of Heaven.
I thought I would get to live carefree, but the Jade Emperor gave me a rude awakening: “The incense offerings in Heaven are plummeting. Every immortal is at risk of losing their job!”
To keep my divine post, I was forced to take charge of a sweeping overhaul of the incense-offering performance system for the Journey to the West.
But there was Taibai Jinxing passing the buck, the Dragon King slacking off, and Sun Wukong thinking about tearing down my stove all day long…
I’d had enough, so I slapped down the Handbook of KPI Assessments for Heavenly Immortals.
Before long, on the pilgrimage, Tang Monk had to bow to my portrait before every step, while the demons begged me not to put them on the blacklist…
Wait, why is the Journey to the West getting weirder and weirder?
