After I Got a Mental Illness, I Felt Much Better

After losing his job and getting divorced, Qin Hao started driving for a rideshare app, but his income was nowhere near enough to cover the mortgage. Driven to desperation by life, he snapped after passengers taunted, insulted, and beat him.

His soul split in two!

One soul was a madman.

No more holding back!

I'm mentally ill, so I can do whatever I want without facing criminal charges!

I'm here to straighten society out. What's wrong with beating you?

From now on, anyone who dares bare their teeth at me is getting them knocked out!

The other, clearheaded soul could travel back in time and possess his past self?

He travels back to 1980 and possesses his father as a teenager, buying up Monkey stamps that cost eight cents apiece. Their value will increase 150,000 times in the future!

He travels back to 2001 and possesses his younger self, selling the Monkey stamps to buy gold!

You reported me to the platform, claiming I'm crazy and shouldn't be driving rideshare?

I'll travel back to 2012.

Sell the gold and invest in Didi's angel round!

You reported a company shareholder, you idiot!

Didi isn't profitable and doesn't pay dividends, so without selling my shares I'm just a broke loser?

Sorry!

I'll travel back to 2009 and casually dig up a few hundred Bitcoin, the kind worth $120,000 each today!