Good news: I just became the top engineer of the 21st century!
Bad news: If you dress up as the top honest person in the courtyard, you will be sucked out of blood at the beginning!
Worse news: The system can only gain skills through repair and invention, but I just want to keep a low profile!
Jia Zhang came to the door and said, "My neighbor, I want to lend you something!"
I just wanted to earn some points, so I took out the abacus with my backhand and made some operations: "Aunt Jia, total principal and interest, you still owe me seven yuan and thirty-two cents."
Jia Zhangshi: (pupils are shaking) "You... You can still settle accounts?"
Silly Zhu came to the house to show off his cooking skills: "Brother Dawei, let me show you my skills!"
I conveniently remodeled the coal stove. Silly Zhu looked at the blue flames and fell into deep thought.
Silly Zhu: (with admiration on his face) "Brother, is your stove burning coal or the fairy energy from heaven?"
Later, the beasts could only see my news in newspapers.
Feelings of regret.
"Warm congratulations to Comrade Li Dawei, chief designer of my country's first-generation nuclear submarine..."
Beasts: I asked you to be an honest person, but I didn't ask you to be the pillar of the country!
