I, the number one fugitive elixir in the immortal world, am now wanted by the entire immortal world. The reason is simple - after eating it, I can fly to the sky immediately.
In order not to be caught making soup, I decisively fell in love with the most handsome monk in the world of immortality. On the surface, this Buddhist disciple is cold and ascetic, but in fact, he hides his private money deeper than me, and his physical enlightenment recitation slips faster than the sutras.
I thought I had picked up the right golden thigh, but I followed him back to the holy land of the Buddhist Kingdom, only to find that the Buddha's light here made me allergic, and there were so many rules and regulations that my scalp went numb. What's even more outrageous is that I actually became the biggest bug in the Buddhist system, causing the Karma Pool to crash every day.
Now the entire world of immortality knows: Those who get the magic medicine will get the way of heaven. But only the monk who pawned his cassock while reciting "Amitabha" knew that my tears could burn through the eighteen levels of hell, and my smile could make the Red Lotus Karma Fire Group chase stars.
When the gods and Buddhas asked me to sacrifice myself to save the common people, my monk finally stopped pretending: "Whoever dares to touch my people, I will let him see the Buddha in advance."
Wait... What about the promise of being pure and ascetic? Holy monk, did your rainbow fart blow a little too loudly?
