Also known as: Half Immortal Cultivation, Half Madness
The pace of this book speeds up and slows down, and the jokes are hit or miss. Why not start with the synopsis?
As a reporter for this game, I’d like to interview you players.
Question: You’re at the Qi Refining Stage, being chased by a Foundation Establishment demon beast. How do you outrun it?
Answer: I can’t outrun someone at Foundation Establishment, but can’t I outrun someone at Qi Refining?
Question: A female cultivator from the Joyous Union Hall invites you over. What do you do?
Answer: I’ll beat up my disobedient inner demon and temper my Dao heart.
Question: What do you do if a Nantong cultivator keeps chasing you?
Answer: Help him change his name to “Zero Bend.”
Question: What do you do when you encounter a heart demon during a breakthrough?
Answer: Comfort her and tell her not to be so upset.
Question: What should you do if a cultivator tries to possess your body?
Answer: Let him in, then take him on in a one-on-one fight with my 24 personalities.
Question: Last one: What do you most want to do in this game?
Answer: Enter the men-versus-women tournament and get twice the gameplay.
